OMG when Austin Mahone came on TV:
Me: OMG Austin!
Mom: he can’t hear you….
Me: oh he can hear me in his soul..
Me: oh his hair, his smile, his shoes, his jacket, his-
Mom: why don’t you just marry him already?!
Me: OMG mom you give me permission to marry him! Don’t worry mom i’ll make you proud and give you beautiful grandkids!
I can’t help myself..
Every time the seasons change, my skin color changes. I’ve already lost my tan from summer. I think I’m gonna start hitting the cancer box again…
- Dude: "What are you?"
- Me: "A human being..."
- Dude: "No, like.. What's your race?"
- Me: "Well, I'm a lot of different things, but mostly I'm Irish, Black, German, Indian and Dominican"
- Dude: "I knew it! I knew that you weren't all the way American!"
- Me: "I was born in the USA, therefore, I'm American..."
- Dude: "So you're like... Fresh off the boat?"
- Me: •__•